The Once and Future Reviewer

I review things. I'm also awesome.

A few things about me

My name is Cole Mayer. I used to review movies and TV shows and am currently searching for a job after a successful stint as the opinion editor and later the online managing editor at CSU Sacramento (aka Sac State)'s student newspaper, The State Hornet. This blog represents me embarking on a new adventure. In late 2009, my girlfriend and I found out that the last chain movie rental store near us, Hollywood Video, had been evicted. So we signed up for Netflix. I'll review movies I get from there, from TV, from my past, from anywhere. Plus, as if that wasn't a lofty goal, I'll be reviewing any random thing I choose to, including (but of course not limited to) video games, manga, anime, food, electronics, websites, and...nope, that's all I can think of. Prepare for my world of sarcastic comments and witty remarks.

Ask me anything. Well, just about anything. I can't tell you how a TV works, but I can tell you about shows.

I’m Twelve and what is this?

This is the random test page I am making because I am just that cool. How cool am I? Dry ice has nothing on me.

Also, this blog will contain 4chan memes. You have been warned, you foul mudkip-fiends.